John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.
The Fault in Jafar.
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
Q: Have you ever been tempted to get Nerdfighters to tame honey badgers so you could have a Broadway musical starring honey badgers?
Henry Green being very adorable.
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Alternate history John Green: John Red. John Red writes communist propaganda under the guise of young adult literature. he and his brother, Vladimir Red, post their manifesto as a series of YouTube videos, thousands of them. They amass a dedicated following of teenagers called redfighters and they dismantle capitalism at the behest of the Red brothers.
Reblogging just so John Green can find this and accept your mother’s dinner invitation
OMg imagine a relationship between Helga Pataki and John Green. I can’t.
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I made you a video critically analyzing GIFs of animals interrupting sporting events. (Really.)
things i don’t generally care about:
- sports
things i do care about:
- the fact that you can find beautiful metaphors in literally any scenario
- furry animals doing stuff
this was really great.
Ladies & gentlemen, John Green. The New York Times Bestselling Author of The Fault in Our Stars.
Always glad to be reminded of this video.
DID HE JUST
QUOTE
MOTHERFUCKING STARKID
Oh, he quoted Starkid
and he did it
for Joe Moses
(Source: struckbychris)
^ yes.
it’s like super relevant to current events, but also super relevant to all of the things in my entire life. so thanks john for being really wise this is good stuff.
I don’t know what it is about this particular gifset but it’s my favorite I’ve seen of John.
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